Punk-Ass Non-Sustainable Velveteen Plush Blanket - Cozy, Cheap Polyester Decor for Home
Fuck the environment and wrap yourself in comfort with this soft, velveteen plush blanket. Made from non-sustainable petroleum this blanket is perfect for cozy nights at home lounging on the couch while the planet burns. This blanket is designed for those who appreciate style and functionality but hate every living thing. Whether it's for a housewarming, holiday celebration, or simply a gift to yourself, this plush blanket screams self-centered nihilism. Its unique design is sure to catch the eye, infusing a modern vibe into your sad little bunker. Turn your back on the world knowing that you'll be cozy amongst the dying embers of our planet. This blanket will haunt the earth long after you are dead.
This product will not make your life better.
Product features
- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams for long-lasting use
- Made of 100% polyester, ensuring quick drying and shape retention
- Designed specifically for adults, making it a perfect gift option
- Compliant with safety standards including flammability and lead requirements
- Features vibrant, high-detail printing on one side, enhancing home aesthetics
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not eat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
| 50" × 60" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 50.00 |
| Height, in | 60.00 |
Double needle topstitch on all seams
The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Polyester
This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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